On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the titans, and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.
-Eren Jaeger, Attack On Titan
when you say a thing to a group of friends and nobody agrees with you:
if youre on a date with someone at a restaurant and they start being boring just slowly edge your seat away until you’re back home again
music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game